I'll think of sumptin 2 put here,

soon as I toke on the Right Spliff.

           sECOND 66 language survey

Was I  UNLAWFULLY EVICTED?

For My Fellow Global Citizens

My Friends,

          My name is Caprice, and I am the coolest thing since the Peppermint Patty.

          I am also a 68 year old Decorated and Disabled Viet Nam Veteran, with TWO Honorable Discharges from the U.S. Army. In addition to that, I am the Ambassador-at-Large of the Kingdom of Heaven.

            Check this out!:

            After my Wilderness Experience(15 years in New York State Prison- 5/31/95 to 5/28/10) I lived for three weeks with my Twin “Daughters” and their Mom, in Far Rockaway, New York. Then I obtained $10,000.00 in CASH, so I began looking for aa apartment of my own.

            The VERY FIRST building that I was “Directed to” was the Majestic, in the ritzy Riverdale Section of the Bronx, NY. I moved in on June 22^nd, 2010; to apartment #4B (although it was only on the second floor). When I laid my head on my pillow in my bedroom, I could turn to my window, and look DIRECTLY at my old apartment, #37F, in Tracey Towers. And when I laid back in my couch/recliner in my livingroom, I could turn to my window, and look DIRECTLY at it too. I saw this a "Sign" that I was in my Embassy.

              I left Tracey Towers on July 10, 1988 – $20,000.00 in rent arrears.

        On October 16^th, 2012 I was UNLAWFULLY EVICTED from apartment #4B in the Majestic. To verify this claim, you can examine the six documents below: 1) Sec. 203(a)(d), NY LLC Law; 2) My EVICTION NOTICE; 3) DEED – Dated May 13^th, 1996; 4) ARTICLES OF ORGANIZATION of M. RUBIN & CO. LLC – Dated January 22, 1997; 5) My COMPLAINT to the NY Attorney General, against M. RUBIN & CO. LLC;  6) Post Eviction Letter to Judge, dated 10/16/12.

         This is the LAW which governs a Limited Liability Company(LLC); and it says that an LLC is formed by its Initial Filing of the Articles Of Organization with the Depart-ment of State. Before this Initial Filing the LLC does not exist, and is as incapable of conducting ANY business as is Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, or the Tooth Fairy.

       This is the NOTICE OF EVICTION which was used to UNLAWFULLY EVICT me from my home. As you can readily see, M. RUBIN & CO. LLC is the ONE and  ONLY  Petitioner seeking this action from the Court. 

       However, M. RUBIN & CO.LLC has NO LEGAL STANDING to ask ANYBODY to demand ANYTHING from ANYONE with regard to the Majestic; as can be readily seen in the documents below.

       This is the DEED, where Slumlord Morris Rubin and three of his cohorts sold the Majestic(3660 Waldo Avenue; Bronx, NY  10463) to M. RUBIN & CO. LLC - on May 13, 1996 - more than Eight Months BEFORE M. RUBIN & CO. LLC initially filed its Articles of Organization, on January 22, 1997.

        At the very top of this document, in the strongest language possible - bold/CAPS - it clearly states: "CONTACT YOUR LAWYER BEFORE SIGNING THIS DOCUMENT. THIS DOCUMENT SHOULD BE USED BY LAWYERS ONLY."

       Since these conspirators have been in the Real Estate business for many, many years, and several of them are attorneys; it should be taken for granted that they knew EXACTLY what they were doing when they executed this document.

       This is clear and convincing evidence for DISBARMENT and PROSECUTION of any attorney who had the temerity to participate in the filing of this document.

       This document shows the Initial Filing with the New York Department of State of M. RUBIN & CO. LLC --- on January 22, 1997; Eight Months AFTER the DEED was signed. This is the document which CREATED  the Business Entity, M. RUBIN & CO. LLC. Before this date, M. RUBIN & CO. LLC had no more Legal Standing to conduct business than Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, or the Tooth Fairy.

       This is "BUSINESS 101", and even the Village Idiot knows THAT!

       Supreme Court Judge Alison Y. Tuitt in the Bronx, NY, seems to be the ONLY one in the World who can't understand that Law.

          This is my Complaint to the New York State Attorney General, against M. RUBIN & CO. LLC. As you can see, the AG ain’t gonna do Jack about this – this reminds me of Bernie Madoff, who “Made Off” with $60,000,000,000.00 before the Government got off of their asses to do something.

       Before I filed this Complaint, I complained about this to the Nassau County DA; the Bronx County DA (TWICE); the U.S. Attorney General; the VA; the IRS; the Bronx Borough President; and the Courts.

         This is a letter that I wrote to Judge Alison Y. Tuitt, the day that the City Marshal UNLAWFULLY EVICTED me from my home. Here I am asking the Court to expedite this matter, and to determine, specifically, whether M. RUBIN & CO. LLC  has a LEGAL STANDING to demand ANY rent from me – and I unambiguously detail the DEED vis-à-vis the Initial Filing dilemma.

      The  Court was supposed to have a Decision by September 24,  2012.   

              There is probably NO OTHER Building in the whole World which does NOT have a Legal Owner, other than the Majestic. What do you think are the chances that this would be the VERY FIRST apartment that SHORTY would “Direct” me to? Is there any wonder, that I believed that the Majestic was to be my EMBASSY of the Kingdom of Heaven?