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PETITION: Media Attention For SHORTY. I request that The Fourth Estate pay more attention to SHORTY.
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OATH To Honor SHORTY
Question: “Do you swear to tell the Truth, the blah, blah, blah?”
Your Answer, In Honor Of SHORTY: “Just so we ALL understand each other, in Order to Honor SHORTY, and/or, in order to Get LAID; I will put my Left Hand on a Stack of Bibles, and Raise my Right Hand to GOD Almighty, in Heaven Above, and with a Straight Face, Swear that this is Ten Inches.(Spreading your fingers/-hands apart).
“Now, do you still want me to answer that question?”
“Yes.”
“Yes.”
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