Question: “Do you swear to tell the Truth, the blah, blah, blah?”
Your Answer, In Honor Of SHORTY: “Just so we ALL understand each other, in Order to Honor SHORTY, and/or, in order to Get LAID; I will put my Left Hand on a Stack of Bibles, and Raise my Right Hand to GOD Almighty, in Heaven Above, and with a Straight Face, Swear that this is Ten Inches.(Spreading your fingers/-hands apart).
“Now, do you still want me to answer that question?”
The Kingdom of Heaven: "is in your midst." Luke 17:21(B)
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