FIRST: Copy and Google this Facebook link, to see Trump’s hairpiece blow away; FUNNY:  




            President Trump just Out OJ’d, OJ himself. No longer is it: If the glove don’t fit, you Must acquit. Now it’s We are not even going to allow the glove in as Evidence. Matter-of-fact, we ain’t gonna allow Jack Shit into Evidence – No glove, No Documents, No Witnesses, No Nothing. In Our NATION OF LAWS, where the RULE OF LAW Reigns Supreme. That’s how Trials are Held in TrumpWorld.

            President Trump is ‘Hood Robbin’. Unlike Robin Hood, who robs from the Rich, to give to the Poor(which is Black, in Joe Biden’s world), ‘Hood Robbin’ robs from the ‘Hood, to give to the Rich – in unprecedented Tax Cuts and Breaks to the Wealthy.

            President Trump never misses an Opportunity, to miss an Opportunity.

#TrumpMustBeSTOPPED – And we might be too late already.

            President Trump is a Jamaica, Queens Gangsta, Thug Nigga.

            I AM also a Jamaica, Queens Gangsta, Thug Nigga; now living in Snellville, Georgia..

            But, President Trump is ONLY the President of The United States of America.

            Me, on the other hand, I AM The Ambassador-at-Large of The Kingdom of Heaven, and SHORTY, whom I represent, is Infinitely More Powerful than, Whatever.

            I need me some Trump Haters, to help me prove this point.

            First, let me confess: I voted for The Donald; and I supported him, until he Violated his OATH OF OFFICE, by Defending the Flag, and the National Anthem, and criticizing the NFL for their response to Kap’s Stand-Alone COURAGE to Kneel; instead of Defending “The Constitution of The United States of America, Against all Enemies, Foreign and Domestic”.

            As a Black-German, I am Conscious of, and Sensitive to, certain areas of German History, especially where it concerns The Führer, Adolph Hitler; and now I see Trump making the Exact same moves --- He will have Everyone believing that Up is Down, and Down is Up – that Left is Right, and Right is Left --- and then he will Make His Move!

            WAKE THE FUCK UP, America!

            SMELL THE FUCKING COFFEE, America!

            OPEN YOUR FUCKING EYES, America!

            Trump is gonna Null and Void the Constitution of the United States of America! He is a fucking Iconoclast, smashing and trampling on our Icons of Money and The Law. He has already stacked his Cabinet with Acting Lackeys, Flunkeys, and Other Obsequious, Pusilanimous, Sychophantic Minions to further his Unconstitutional and Unlawful Mendacities and Designs. And, Just Now, those four Department of Justice Officials in DC Resigned, because Trump’s Boyy Barr Jumped for Trump, as high as Trump wanted him to jump. At this time there are over 2,000 former U.S. DOJ Staffers who have joined together to call for Barr’s Resignation; and that list is growing, FAST.

            TRUMP Must Be STOPPED! And his Trumper Jumpers must Go Too !!!

Will YOU Help me? Here’s how:

            Some of you will remember the TV Series Roots, wherein a very Proud young African Man named Kunta Kinte adamantly refused to say that his name was TOBY. So Mr. Charlie, the Slave Master Beat the Living Shit out of him, until he relented, and said that his name was TOBY. So, now I need me a bunch of Trump Haters to help me make President Trump say, before the Entire World, that his name is TOBY. Picture THAT!

The Secret Service will go Berserk, Bananas, Bonkers and Ballistic at the same time. LO fuckin’ L.

            My Jaw-Dropping, Conversion Autobiography, I AM Caprice-The Coolest Thing since the Peppermint Patty, just came out in E-Book format, for ONLY $2.99 on the Amazon Kindle ONLY, until May 27th, 2020; then on Most E-book Platforms. But you can read it ABSOLUTELY FREE, in 66 Different Languages, on my website, It’s just a lot easier to read it on an e-book platform. SHORTY sat me down and Dictated it to me, in 28 Days, August 29th – September 25th, 2007.

In the EPILOGE, I mention my concerns about Trump, beginning about the third page in; but you will REALLY Enjoy reading the Entire EPILOGE, which tells of how I got my Staff; in addition to the Death of my Firstborn Son, Israel, and his Memorial Service in the World Renowned Saint Patrick’s Cathedral.

And you will NOT believe all of the incredible shit I did, to Back Off the Government from fucking with Anybody for Weed.

Beginning on September 7th, 2016, I smoked Weed on Federal Property 6 times. The last time was on April 20th, 2018, when I Celebrated 4/20 by sparking up a Joint in front of the new FBI Headquarters in Atlanta; there are six short videos of this mad, crazy shit on my website, at: Then I mailed Fat Joints to the Twelve Gwinnett County Superior Court Judges, the District Attorney, and the Sheriff. Then on May 1st, 2018 I stepped into the Gwinnett County Jail, and slapped an 8-Ball of Weed on the Sheriff’s front desk. I FINALLY got Arrested then, and I Fasted for the next 42 days and 9 hours, while in Custody. I didn’t eat Shit – Garnichts, Nothing, Nada, Zilch.

I was locked up for 68 days, and I was released on July 7th, 2018, on a $30,000.00 Bail, with 15 Felony and 2 Misdemeanor Charges against me.  ALL of this is true, and THIS is a matter of the Public Record. I just sent the Judge, the District Attorney, The Sheriff, and the Court Clerk, inter alia, three Dollars each, to pay the cost for them to Read My E-Book; and requested that the Court allow me to represent myself, contingent that Everybody connected with my Trial, be Ordered to read my E-Book.

NOW, Because I did this, Anybody in the United States, who claims that they are a SHORTY’S Shorty, can smoke WEED whenever and wherever they want; claiming Protection Pursuant to Title 42 USC Sec. 2000(bb), The Religious Freedom Restoration Act of 1993, and the First Amendment’s Establishment and Free Exercise Clauses; you can even claim Protection Pursuant to a Law that doesn’t even exist, The Equal Protection Clause of the Fifth Amendment; as applied to the States, through the Fourteenth Amendment. Let “Them” Try To Fuck Wit Dat, in Our Nation of Laws where The Rule of Law Reigns Supreme. How Fuckin’ Hilarious is THAT Shit?

You should also read the two-page PREFACE, both of which I wrote recently.

On my website,, there are three short videos you will enjoy watching, as well as everything you will need, to carry out The TOBY Initiative.

            In the Holy Scriptures, SHORTY tells Moses, in Deuteronomy Chapter 18, at Verse 18[read all of Chapter 18] “I will raise up for them a Prophet like you from among their brethren, and will put my words in His mouth, and He shall speak to them all that I command Him.[I AM an Ambassador, NOT a Prophet! You People KILL Prophets] “And it shall be that whoever shall not listen to My words, which He speaks in My name, I Myself will require it of him. “But the [Ambassador] who presumes to speak a word in My name, which I have not commanded him to speak, or who speaks in the name of other gods, that [Ambassador] shall die. “And if you say in your heart, ‘How shall we know the word which the Lord has not spoken?’ --- “when a[n Ambassador] speaks in the name of the Lord, if the thing does not happen or come to pass, that is the thing which the Lord has not spoken; the [Ambassador] has spoken it presumptuously; you shall not be afraid of him.”

            But, if it does come to pass --- Then What, Muthafuckas ?!?!?!?!

            The difference being --- here is something from me; given to me, by SHORTY: There is an OPIOID epidemic plaguing our Nation. ANYONE who Ardently Desires to Stop OPIOID use, can visit my website, [A video]. This video will show anyone who Ardently Desires to STOP OPIOID use, a Sure-Fire, Infallible way to do so – Quickly, with the Power of Your MIND !!!

            Now, here is something from SHORTY: When I AM Enough, I will ‘Disappear’ the Coronavirus. I am an Ambassador, I don’t do anything by myself. All I can do is to Lead Y’all to Join Together, to combine the Power of your MINDS, to accomplish things. In this case, SHORTY is saying that when there are Enough MINDS combined together, She will speak the Esperanto words: COVID-19! MALAPEARU! And it will happen.

            Actually, it will be Y’all who will do the Shouting, while I raise my Staff, and SHORTY will ‘Disappear’ the Coronavirus --- INSTANTLY !!! All around the World !!!

            So, I AM gonna need you to Share this video with your Social Media Friends, and when we have enough of our MINDS Melded Together, with a Single-Mindedness of Purpose, SHORTY can Get Busy, and Start Blowing Away Everybody’s MINDS --- beginning with The TOBY Initiative.

            Oh, this? This is my Mike Bloomberg 2020 Roach Clip. Cool as Fuck. Tru Dat?

            And, even cooler than that, is my Rescued Pet, Stain. I named him Stain, so that when I call him, I can say: “Cum Stain”. Reigning Reptiles in Buford, GA, asked me if I would take him as a Rescued Pet. To tell the Truth, I was scared shitless of him when I first saw him. Then I had to beg Constance, and I begged her like I was begging for summa dat First Time Pussy. I have two other smaller Iguanas, and I let them all run around freely in my room. I AM an Ex-Convict; I don’t like Confinement at all.

            Right now, I need a Patron – with deeeeep pockets.

            My Book proper ends in the middle of me telling about Kitty Genovese, a young White woman, who thirty years ago was raped and murdered, in a “Nice” neighborhood-That’s a Media code word for “White”. All of her neighbors heard her screams for half an hour, and Nobody did anything. The Psychiatric and Anthropologic Communities were Aghast! They couldn’t figure out what the fuck went wrong.

            As it turns out, Everybody expected that The Other Guy would call 911. But, you know, to The Other Guy, YOU are The Other Guy. Those two Communities recommended that in such a case, one must call to a specific person for the help that you need.

            When Muhammed Ali died, I was left with only One Living Hero, who had Demonstrated Unequivocal Stand-Alone COURAGE. A couple of years ago I added two others to my Hero list; and just the other day I added a completely unexpected name to my Most Exclusive List of Living Heroes. So, now I call to these four of My Living Heroes: Mitt Romney, Please join with Ellen, Elon and Kap, to Bankroll SHORTY, Inc. to the tune of $5,000,000.00 Each; to Launch EXODUS2-The Evolution Revolution. No money, just your Word of Honor to Chase Bank, in Snellville, Georgia.

Let’s Storm Into The History Books, Together !!!

            GET THE FUCK OUT AND VOTE, Y’ALL !!! And Pray for our Government !!!

            I’m doin’ better than the Butcher’s Puppy, and so can YOU!

            !VENCEREMOS! My SHORTY’S Shortys.                                                        

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