I'll think of sumptin 2 put here,
soon as I toke on the Right Spliff.
My name is Caprice, and I am the coolest thing since the Peppermint Patty.
I am so cool, in fact, that SHORTY, The Creator of the Heavens and the Earth, and Sovereign of the Kingdom of Heaven, has appointed Me to be the Ambassador–at-Large of the Kingdom of Heaven.
As you probably already know, an Ambassador-at-Large is a Diplomatic Official of the Highest Order, sent by a Sovereign to accomplish a Special Mission.
My Special Mission is named EXODUS2™ - The Evolution Revolution, and it will take Humankind to the next Quantum Level, from Homo Sapiens to Homo Creators. EXODUS2™ will lift up ALL of Humankind to an Infinitely Higher state of Consciousness, synergistically multiplying the potency of YOUR Creative Conscious Energy by more than 7,000,000,000 times. You and I, ALL of us, as Individuals, will be like GOD! This is our Inheritance, our Birthright; and now we have the Technology to attain this incomparably Majestic Apotheosis.
Many of the Prophets have spoken of this time; All of the World’s Major Religions, and the Mayan Long-Count Calendar, have predicted that it would arrive at EXACTLY this point in our History.
Aren’t YOU expecting it? Of course you are. Well, here it is:
Albert Einstein said that: “We can’t solve our problems on the same level that we created them.” Anybody who believes that the Planet Earth can sustain the degree of abuse that Humankind is relentlessly destroying her with, is acting like an ostrich.
Therefore, to stop this destruction, we must go to a higher Level.
2,000 YEARS AGO The Master, Jerusalem Slim, The Palestine Pimp (Hey, THAT’S Really Old School. That’s “Back in MY Day”). Many who read that nom de plume will be highly offended. I couldn’t care less. I am not trying to convince YOU. Dr. Max Planck said: “A new Scientific Truth does not triumph by convincing its opponents and making them see the light, but rather because its opponents eventually die, and a new generation grows up that is familiar with it.”
So, let’s be clear about who I am addressing with this here; I am addressing that New Generation: I SMOKE WEED, I WATCH PORN, and I MASTURBATE!!! If that's gonna interfere, in any way, with you accepting the value and importance of the things I wish to impart to you, then STOP RIGHT HERE - and don't waste any more of your time. Otherwise; back to where I left off:
2,000 years ago The Master, Jerusalem Slim, The Palestine Pimp, said: “no one puts new wine into old wineskins” [or some very foul shit could happen to all of your new wine]. “But new wine must be put into fresh wineskins”. Matthew 9:17, Mark 2:22, Luke 5:37, 38 NAS.
The same is true of New Concepts --- they “must be put into Fresh [Vocabularies]”; cf., Music, Computers, Medicine, etc.
Please let me share some New Concepts with you about a Concept first mentioned about 2,000 years ago, by The Master, Jerusalem Slim, the Palestine Pimp --- The Kingdom of Heaven. The Master said: “the kingdom of God is in your midst.”
Luke 17:21(B) NAS; other translations read: “within you”. WHATEVER! Neither is
accurate. The Kingdom of Heaven encompasses EVERYTHING, EERTHING, and it is silly to suggest that EVERYTHING, EERTHING, could begin to be encompassed by “within you” or “in your midst”; in any way what-so-ever !!!
It would be more accurate to say that The Kingdom of Heaven can be readily accessed and manipulated from “within you” or “in your midst”; through our Minds.
The Master also said: “the kingdom of heaven suffers violence, and violent men take it by force.” Matthew 11:12(B).
One more thing The Master said about The Kingdom of Heaven, which fits our purposes here. Speaking to Peter, He said: “I will give you the keys of the kingdom of heaven; and whatever you shall bind on earth shall have been bound in heaven, and whatever you shall loose on earth shall have been loosed in heaven.” Matthew 16:19.
I HAVE THOSE KEYS !!!
AND I WANT TO GIVE THEM TO YOU,
ABSOLUTELY FREE !!!
Unfortunately, it is at this point that The Kingdom of Heaven rises to a level of Conceptual Understanding which requires that New Vocabulary of Infinities, that is so sadly lacking in the Finite Vocabularies of today’s world. However, I don’t believe that we have to concern ourselves with any of that nonsense, any more than we have to concern ourselves with ohms and amps when we turn on a light, or the TV.
FAITH IS THE WORD WE NEED NOW!
The word “Faith” is mentioned only two times in the entire Old Testament, and then as “faithfulness”: Deuteronomy 32:20; Habakkuk 2:4. The word “Faith”, by itself, is mentioned 320 times in the New Testament; along with “faithful” (about 80 times), “faithfully” (8 times), and “faithfulness” (about 275 times).
This is a No Brainer --- Does that make sense to you?
The Master mentions Faith 25 times in the Synoptic Gospels; the last one of which applies equally to you – Here and Now. Begin at verse 31: “Simon, Simon behold, Satan has demanded permission to sift you like wheat; (32) but I have prayed for you, that your faith may not fail; and you, once you have turned again, strengthen your brothers.” Luke 22:31, 32 NAS.
Paul speaks of Faith like this: “while we look not at the things which are seen, but at the things which are not seen; for the things which are seen are temporal [physical/facts], but the things which are not seen are eternal [spiritual/faith].” 2 Corinthians 4:18 NAS.
What, exactly, is this thing called Faith? Paul tells us: “Now faith is the assurance of things hoped for, the conviction of things not seen.” And he offers us this most important caveat: “And without faith it is impossible to please Him, for he who comes to God must believe that He is, and that He is a rewarder of those who seek Him.” Hebrews 11:1, 6 NAS.
If, as Albert Einstein says, we must go to another level, to solve the problems that we have created on this level; may I suggest that we move to the level of FAITH?
For our purposes, we should all think of Faith like this: “When you come to the end of ALL the Light you have ever known, and you are about to leap out into the darkness; Faith is knowing that there will be something there for you to stand on, or you will be taught how to Fly!” Anonymous. This is a definition of "Faith" that we ALL must agree on, as we move towards this Majestic Apotheosis that is our Inheritance and Birthright. "Do not be afraid, little flock, for your Father has chosen gladly to give you the kingdom." Luke 12:32 NAS
And since we don’t have the mental capacity to conceptually function in the realm of the infinite Kingdom of Heaven, may I suggest that we break this down into little bite-size pieces, that we can digest with our finite minds? We can do this if we concentrate only on our own little corner of The Kingdom of Heaven, which we can call: Sugar Candy Mountain, from George Orwell’s Animal Farm.
The Kingdom of Heaven: "is in your midst." Luke 17:21(B)
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